


If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic
no but seriously imagine it this way
a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object
you must be fun at parties
(Source: fowlls, via touchinghazzasnipples)
“DROP THE BASS” the orchestra member drops his instrument and knocks over all of the other musicians. the concert is ruined.
(Source: sacaswagea, via touchinghazzasnipples)




